Chemistry Humor
I love myself some smart, dorky Chemistry humor. Because I get a good chuckle out of these, I wanted to share them with you! I hope you enjoy :-D.
Joke: A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through".
Joke: Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar.
Joke: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
Joke: What do dipoles say in passing? "Have you got a moment?"
Joke: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state.
Joke: What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium
Joke: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.
Joke: He He He. Who knew helium could be so funny?
Joke: What did one ion say to another? I’ve got my ion you.
Joke: Why did the liquid smell good? - Because it didn't past gas
Joke: Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
Joke: Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
Joke: How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado's number.
Joke: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen? They bonded well from the minute they met.
Joke: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people. What's the difference between Chemistry and cooking? In Chemistry, you should never lick the spoon. A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.
Joke: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it's basic material.
Joke: What is a cation afraid of? A dogion.
Joke: What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree? a chemistree
Joke: How do sulfur and oxygen communicate? A sulfone
Joke: What did the chemist say when he found two new isotopes of Helium? HeHe.
Joke: WHY CHEMISTRY IS ALWAYS A MISTERY
Joke: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium? its CoRn Y
Joke: What's Avagadro's favourite animal? A mole.
Joke: What is carbon dating? Two diamonds on a night out.
Joke: Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.
Joke: What did carbon do to propose to Hydrogen?? He did a "carbonkneel"
Joke: What did the cow say to molybdenum and oxygen? MoO
Joke: Do I know any good jokes about sodium hypobromite ? NaBrO.
Joke: Why do chemists use nitrates? Because they are cheaper than day rates.
Joke: A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through".
Joke: Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar.
Joke: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.
Joke: What do dipoles say in passing? "Have you got a moment?"
Joke: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because it's in the ground state.
Joke: What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium
Joke: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.
Joke: He He He. Who knew helium could be so funny?
Joke: What did one ion say to another? I’ve got my ion you.
Joke: Why did the liquid smell good? - Because it didn't past gas
Joke: Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.
Joke: Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium? He just couldn't put it down.
Joke: How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocado's number.
Joke: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen? They bonded well from the minute they met.
Joke: According to a chemist, why is the world so diverse? Because it's made up of alkynes of people. What's the difference between Chemistry and cooking? In Chemistry, you should never lick the spoon. A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.
Joke: Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because it's basic material.
Joke: What is a cation afraid of? A dogion.
Joke: What is a chemist's favorite kind of tree? a chemistree
Joke: How do sulfur and oxygen communicate? A sulfone
Joke: What did the chemist say when he found two new isotopes of Helium? HeHe.
Joke: WHY CHEMISTRY IS ALWAYS A MISTERY
Joke: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium? its CoRn Y
Joke: What's Avagadro's favourite animal? A mole.
Joke: What is carbon dating? Two diamonds on a night out.
Joke: Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.
Joke: What did carbon do to propose to Hydrogen?? He did a "carbonkneel"
Joke: What did the cow say to molybdenum and oxygen? MoO
Joke: Do I know any good jokes about sodium hypobromite ? NaBrO.
Joke: Why do chemists use nitrates? Because they are cheaper than day rates.
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